Sometimes I wish BuzzFeed quizzes told me more than what font I am (Futura) or how many Justin Biebers I could take in a fight (14). While taking on 14 teen pop sensations in skinny jeans during a fight seems overly ambitious (I would probably be more comfortable with 12), […]
Author: Meghan Mellinger
Single and wishing life away
I used to have this recurring dream where I’m traveling on a high-speed train in a foreign country. Suddenly I’m captivated by unknown scenery. I reach for my camera and zoom in, but it won’t focus. And the moment passes by. I’m left banging my hand against my pillow while […]
Sad-faced Valentines: An overdue heartfelt apology to Jim Halpert
Let’s face it: Valentine’s Day is overrated. For all those who have been dumped, crushed, and heartbroken or are just miserable in this season of over-affectionate lovey-dovey crap, take heart! You’re not alone. This post is part of Converge Magazine’s cynical celebration of heartbreak. Dear James, I know our relationship […]
“Happy” New Year?
I’m assuming God’s laugh is a hearty one — one that shakes the clouds, maybe even causes small earthquakes in California (no mass destruction, just shaking glasses of water). And I’m sure God laughed when my good friend and I were sitting on the couch in my apartment this time […]
An open letter to anyone asking why I’m still single this Christmas
I’d like for everyone to take a moment and look at my left ring finger. Yes. It is naked. I’m going to stop you right there, like you’re a telemarketer trying to sell me a lifetime supply of gold to hoard in my non-existent safe: I’m good, thanks. In an […]
